DWRC (Do We Really Care): Life’s Little Idiosyncricies (and Idiots) on a Hip Hop level [Kanye,Future,Ciara,Wyclef]

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The world is ending. With each rotation of the Earth, our existence on this lovely yet sometimes complex planet is dwindling. What causes such a dramatic observation? Well it would most certainly NOT be the rumors flying that Kanye West is going to name his new album “I Am God”. Its the rumors that he and Kimmy are considering the names “North” and “Khrist” for their baby SMH. Someone hand me some holy water, rosary and thick phone book to exorcise the stupidity of these two if there’s even a shred of truth to this child abuse. I’m all for creative names but “North”? *blinks rapidly* North. West. Sounds like an off brand airline to me..

Forbes magazine has named the five wealthiest hip hop artists

20130328-215815.jpgwith Sean “Diddy” Combs beating out Jay-Z and Dr. Dre on the list. At first I kinda was like, “why?” “how?” B.I.G. is gone, 112 is MIA, Shyne studies the Torah, Black Rob pleads to a Cold Case, Mase Harlem shaking with Jesus and Diddy is apparently eatin’. Baby mamas aside, he ridin round he gettin’ it. His accountant needs a chunky raise. And I need Macy’s to allow my shopping pass to count towards Sean John purchases.

Future and Ciara appear to be….hanging out.

20130328-215830.jpgThey’re shopping buddies who were spotted together at Barneys New York in Los Angeles. Why Future would even want to be seen near the vicinity of any type of department store bags (paper or plastic) has me clueless. I WILL give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was shopping for his 10 year old son, whom he has a lot of making up to do. Does Future really want his BM to key the ish out his car? SMH.

If you looking for a laugh…..
Here is a hilarious reproduction of the infamous pic of Wyclef Jean butt ass nekkid (ok he got red undies on) astride his Ducati.

20130328-215802.jpgI will not inflict the unedited original on you all Lol.

20130328-215808.jpgThis, ladies and gentleman is who Lauryn Hill fell for. The same man who ran for President and still avoids answering allegations regarding stealing from the Yela Foundation.

Kenya
@aynek26